How Many Drama Queens Does It Take to Put in a Light Bulb?

How many drama queens does it take to put in a light bulb?

Answer: Thirteen.

(1) One to climb the ladder and put in the light bulb.

(2) One to steady the ladder.

(3) One to touch the buttocks of the one on the ladder.

(4) One to slap the toucher and say, "He's mine, bitch."

(5) One to stand and watch and make comments about the buttocks.

(6) One to disagree with the comments about the buttocks and get slapped by the other commentator.

(7) One to get a camera and take a picture of the buttocks and the bitchslap fight.

(8) One to burst into tears at all the violence and run to the Internet to post a blog about it.

(9) One to call the police.

(10) One to flirt with the hunky policeman who comes to see what's wrong.

(11) One to order a pizza.

(12) One who flirts with the pizza boy and waves goodbye to the ones who are fighting and being taken off to jail.

(13) One to sweep up the lightbulb which broke when the first guy fell off the ladder during the bitchfight.